Naughty kid

 Naughty kid: Masterji...... Ask a question

Master G: Yes yes ask.

Kid: How to keep an elephant in the freezer?

Masterji: Idiot, elephant don't go in the freeze

Might as well.

Kid: Masterji fridge is too big,

Open the fridge first and the elephant

Will put it in

Kid: One more question to ask.

Masterji: Yes yes ask?

Kid: How to keep a donkey in the freezer?

Masterji: Open the fridge first and the donkey

Will put it in.

Kid: Wrong answer, first elephant out

Will do then keep the donkey in the freezer

Kid: One more question to ask?

Masterji: Yes yes ask.

Kid: all at monkey birthday party

Animals and animals came but

A beast did not come. Her

Tell me the name?

Masterji: Lion must not have come because he

If he had come, he would have eaten everyone!

Kid: wrong answer again, donkey not in party

Came because donkey so we freeze

I was locked in

Kid: One more question to ask?

Masterji :(Angry) Speak fast.

Kid: There's a river on the way in which one

Dangerous crocodile lives and

Up that river to come and go

There is no bridge, how do you cross the river

Will you?

Masterji: I will cross the river with a boat!

Kid: Then the wrong answer.

Master: Idiot --- Speak how?

Kid: Masterji where is the boat so fast

You will get it, till then you

You will cross the river even by swimming.

Master: Will your father save you from the crocodile?

Child: Masterji! Why are you so scared

? You know that all creatures -

In the birthday party of the beast monkey

If the crocodile has gone, then how is it in the river?

Will come......

At present, the condition of Masterji is critical.......